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Lair of the Duck

Lair of the Duck


messiahstealyourgirl:

"What flavor of Jelly Bean do you have?"

"Gavin Free"



peggycxrter:

The thrilling saga


Via Shercockland


large-carnivore:

what about using google glasses for this?

(Source: iraffiruse)


Via In case you were wondering

indieduckie:

No I’m not following the World Cup tournament. The last time I cared about a special Cup, Cedric Diggory died.

Via let's bone this nun

destielful:

how do i go about getting this job?

look how happy she is 

i dont think i have ever been that level of happy


Via let's bone this nun


zwampert:

You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen~!


queen-of-love-and-beauty:

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

Via Procrastination Station

communistbakery:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out

Via let's bone this nun

(Source: 997)


theussenterprisencc1701:

budweiner:

barebackinq:

barebackinq:

im laughing so hard yesterday we found our front door open twice even though my mom swears she locked it and today she woke up with scratch marks on her chest lmao 

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This is like the beginning to a paranormal activity movie

#why the fuck are you laughing #run for your life

Via Procrastination Station
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