"What flavor of Jelly Bean do you have?"
what about using google glasses for this?
Via In case you were wondering
No I’m not following the World Cup tournament. The last time I cared about a special Cup, Cedric Diggory died.
how do i go about getting this job?
look how happy she is
i dont think i have ever been that level of happy
Via let's bone this nun
You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen~!
Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out
im laughing so hard yesterday we found our front door open twice even though my mom swears she locked it and today she woke up with scratch marks on her chest lmao
This is like the beginning to a paranormal activity movie
#why the fuck are you laughing #run for your life